Archive for April, 2003

In a bold move to prevent ushering in the twentieth century, Alabama votes to keep sex toys illegal.

Posted in Uncategorized on April 30th, 2003

In a bold move to prevent ushering in the twentieth century, Alabama votes to keep sex toys illegal. Sex with siblings not mentioned in the law, presumed to be still the norm.

You Deserve the Best.

Posted in Uncategorized on April 30th, 2003

You Deserve the Best. Nice to see someone else on the web who seems to share my harsh but realistic point of view.

Learn (some) Japanese online for free!

Posted in Uncategorized on April 29th, 2003

Learn (some) Japanese online for free! Yatta! to that, I say.

Some guys just can’t get a break… Comical Ali arrest by Marines apprently ‘not in the cards.’

Posted in Uncategorized on April 29th, 2003

Some guys just can’t get a break… Comical Ali arrest by Marines apprently ‘not in the cards.’ Give the guy a break already… Al-Arabiyah Television did! Seriously, it’s good to hear he’s alive and well, and no doubt poised to to entertain again.

Presumably anti-DRM Jobs champions DRM by another name.

Posted in Uncategorized on April 29th, 2003

Presumably anti-DRM Jobs champions DRM by another name. Not to be stereotypical, but where is the outrage?

Najaf Poets beat US Soldiers

Posted in Uncategorized on April 29th, 2003

Najaf Poets beat US Soldiers Does that mean the pen is mightier than the sword?

Yet another suicide bombing hits Tel-Aviv

Posted in Uncategorized on April 29th, 2003

Yet another suicide bombing hits Tel-Aviv Not a laughing matter by any measure, but I think we all know who’s not getting a brand new state for summer. Evidently someone in the Palestinian territories loves the occupation so much they’re making damn well sure it never ends.

You mean taking those pills won’t give me a three-foot schlong?

Posted in Uncategorized on April 29th, 2003

You mean taking those pills won’t give me a three-foot schlong? I am shocked. SHOCKED!

US forces to leave Saudi Arabia altogether.

Posted in Uncategorized on April 29th, 2003

US forces to leave Saudi Arabia altogether. Wahhabi shocker.

Our friend the Iraqi Information Minister is back

Posted in Uncategorized on April 29th, 2003

Our friend the Iraqi Information Minister is back and apparently starting a new job doing PR for Microsoft. It’s a natural step really, and a considerable increase in the FUD (fear, uncertainty and doubt) part of the job, but that seems to be Comical Ali’s bag.