Archive for August, 2006

So, like, did we travel back in time to 1986?!?

Posted in Uncategorized on August 31st, 2006

Despite claims to the contrary the US negociated with and surrendered to the demands of Middle-East kidnappers who took two journalists hostage.  Normally the hostages would have been left to rot, but this Administration pulls out all stops for the employees of its unofficial propaganda arm, a.k.a. Fox News Channel. I wonder if Shrub will claim, just like his dad did, that he wasn’t aware of the operation even taking place.

‘And on our next programme, we’ll be looking at Italians.’

Posted in Uncategorized on August 30th, 2006

Look Around You. A brilliant multi-episode parody of English pop-science shows from the 60s and 70s, made by the BBC, which is probably also responsible for a lot of the shows that are parodied.

I hear these guys are now working on a ‘watching paint dry’ site, too.

Posted in Uncategorized on August 24th, 2006

Watching Grass Grow. No, not even *that* kind of grass, just the stuff on a lawn. May be good viewing if you’ve had too much coffee this morning.

Should I drop BBC Canada?

Posted in Uncategorized on August 24th, 2006

I’ve had BBC Canada in my channel lineup for the past year, but it may be time for it to go.

The problem is the reason why I signed up for the channel in the first place, Top Gear. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a very good car show and great fun to watch, but frankly I’ve already seen all the shows they seem to have. Several times, in fact. It’s kind of galling that they should bombard their viewers with endless repeats of “Best of” compilations when the adverts they put between shows continuously promise “all new episodes every weekend.” If you can’t deliver on that, at least stop running those ads.

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That’s a whole ‘nother kind of ‘snake on a plane’.

Posted in Uncategorized on August 23rd, 2006

You can now take up to 4 ounces of KY Jelly on American airliners again. It appears the terrorists haven’t completely won after all!

On the plus side, this means less demand for air conditioning.

Posted in Uncategorized on August 22nd, 2006

You gotta hand it to Ryan Air — they have a sense of humor about the new UK security measures. Now you can clearly see who’s “first class” and who’s “coach”, if you know what I mean.

Filthy book-on-book action!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 22nd, 2006

Hot Library Smut! for the bibliophile in you. I’m glad to see that my particular favorite (Trinity College, Dublin) is there. Not that there isn’t already plenty of book porn on the internet! Just look at all these books living in sin on that bookshelf, some of them without as much as a dustcover! Some will argue that it’s only love, but without protection they could catch something.

‘The clue is in the title. It’s not that difficult.’

Posted in Uncategorized on August 21st, 2006

John Cleese on real football vs. American football. Brought to you by the letter ‘C’… for creativity!

Now I can generate that 21st-century mission statement I’ve always wanted!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 21st, 2006

The Web 2.0 Bullshit Generator. Dazzle the VCs with incomprehensible gobbledigook littered all over your business plan!

If you like ‘em long in the tooth, these bawdy girls deliver!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 20th, 2006

Golden Girls Gone Wild! From the puppet animation show The Wrong Coast.