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		<title>Shockingly, would-be terrorists aren&#8217;t the sharpest knives in the drawer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Months after warning of violence against South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone for their depiction of Islam prophet Mohammed, Abu Tallah Al-Amrikee (nÃ© Zachary Adam Chesser of New York, a.k.a. &#8220;Revolution Muslim&#8221;) was arrested trying to board a plane that was due to take him to Uganda (via a bunch of other places) &#8230; <a href="https://clevershark.com/2010/07/22/shockingly-would-be-terrorists-arent-the-sharpest-knives-in-the-drawer/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">Shockingly, would-be terrorists aren&#8217;t the sharpest knives in the drawer</span></a></p>
<p>The post <a href="https://clevershark.com/2010/07/22/shockingly-would-be-terrorists-arent-the-sharpest-knives-in-the-drawer/">Shockingly, would-be terrorists aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer</a> first appeared on <a href="https://clevershark.com">The Clever Shark</a>.</p>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Months after warning of violence against South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone for their depiction of Islam prophet Mohammed, <a title="If all terrorists were this stupid the world would be a better place" href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/21/AR2010072104577.html?hpid=topnews" target="_blank">Abu Tallah Al-Amrikee (nÃ© Zachary Adam Chesser of New York, a.k.a. &#8220;Revolution Muslim&#8221;) was arrested trying to board a plane that was due to take him to Uganda (via a bunch of other places) so that he could then join Somali terror aficionados al-Shabaab</a>. Chesser added a touch of genuine class to the attempt by taking his newborn son with him &#8220;so he would look less suspicious&#8221;.</p>
<p>So, how did the Feds get onto him? Basically they developed an interest in his blog postings and Youtube activities, then put Chesser/Al-Amrikee under tighter surveillance, which led them to uncover the not-exactly-brilliant-in-the-first-place plot. His plan for entering Somalia from Kenya involved bribing border guards with a $20 bill &#8212; so essentially the Feds saved the moron from getting kidnapped and held for ransom.</p><p>The post <a href="https://clevershark.com/2010/07/22/shockingly-would-be-terrorists-arent-the-sharpest-knives-in-the-drawer/">Shockingly, would-be terrorists aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer</a> first appeared on <a href="https://clevershark.com">The Clever Shark</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>A way to find Osama bin Laden</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:31:16 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Post simulated video of Osama bin Laden abusing a cat &#8230; Profit!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://clevershark.com/2009/02/16/a-way-to-find-osama-bin-laden/">A way to find Osama bin Laden</a> first appeared on <a href="https://clevershark.com">The Clever Shark</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<li>Post simulated video of Osama bin Laden abusing a cat</li>
<li>&#8230;
<li><a href="http://www.russiatoday.com/features/news/37388">Profit!</a></li>
</ol><p>The post <a href="https://clevershark.com/2009/02/16/a-way-to-find-osama-bin-laden/">A way to find Osama bin Laden</a> first appeared on <a href="https://clevershark.com">The Clever Shark</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
		
		
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