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		<title>A note to the people at Microbytes&#8230;</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Â Y U NO CALL CUSTOMER WHEN ORDER IS READY?</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://clevershark.com/2011/11/16/a-note-to-the-people-at-microbytes/">A note to the people at Microbytes…</a> first appeared on <a href="https://clevershark.com">The Clever Shark</a>.</p>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone" title="Y U NO" src="http://i.imgur.com/FE38r.gif" alt="Y U NO" width="110" height="110" />Â Y U NO CALL CUSTOMER WHEN ORDER IS READY?</p><p>The post <a href="https://clevershark.com/2011/11/16/a-note-to-the-people-at-microbytes/">A note to the people at Microbytes…</a> first appeared on <a href="https://clevershark.com">The Clever Shark</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Something fans of irony can appreciate</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 16:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>After spending the last couple of weeks twisting foreign and corporate arms (successfully) to take down Julian Assange, the United States takes a break in order to celebrate &#8220;World Press Freedom Day&#8221;. Clearly the US State Department would be unable to detect irony even if &#8220;irony&#8221; was a baseball bat that was used to repeatedly &#8230; <a href="https://clevershark.com/2010/12/08/something-any-fans-of-irony-can-appreciate/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">Something fans of irony can appreciate</span></a></p>
<p>The post <a href="https://clevershark.com/2010/12/08/something-any-fans-of-irony-can-appreciate/">Something fans of irony can appreciate</a> first appeared on <a href="https://clevershark.com">The Clever Shark</a>.</p>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="The USG trolls the world again!" href="http://wonkette.com/431902/u-s-state-department-hilariously-announces-world-press-freedom-day" target="_blank">After spending the last couple of weeks twisting foreign and corporate arms (successfully) to take down Julian Assange, the United States takes a break in order to celebrate &#8220;World Press Freedom Day&#8221;.</a> Clearly the US State Department would be unable to detect irony even if &#8220;irony&#8221; was a baseball bat that was used to repeatedly smash the limbs and skulls of whistleblowers.</p>
<p>Clearly this is double-plus-ungood. Really, Americans, do you think anyone&#8217;s taking you seriously on that one?</p><p>The post <a href="https://clevershark.com/2010/12/08/something-any-fans-of-irony-can-appreciate/">Something fans of irony can appreciate</a> first appeared on <a href="https://clevershark.com">The Clever Shark</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Fact checking&#8230; Investors&#8217; Business Daily has heard of it.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 04:53:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>In a spectacular outbreak of foot-in-mouth disease the right-wing newspaper Investors&#8217; Business Daily avers that &#8220;People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn&#8217;t have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless.&#8221; Without realizing of course that Hawking &#8230; <a href="https://clevershark.com/2009/08/11/fact-checking-investors-business-daily-has-heard-of-it/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">Fact checking&#8230; Investors&#8217; Business Daily has heard of it.</span></a></p>
<p>The post <a href="https://clevershark.com/2009/08/11/fact-checking-investors-business-daily-has-heard-of-it/">Fact checking… Investors’ Business Daily has heard of it.</a> first appeared on <a href="https://clevershark.com">The Clever Shark</a>.</p>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In a spectacular outbreak of foot-in-mouth disease the right-wing newspaper Investors&#8217; Business Daily avers that &#8220;<a title="You've got to be fucking kidding" href="http://www.ibdeditorials.com/IBDArticles.aspx?id=333933006516877" target="_blank">People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn&#8217;t have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless.</a>&#8221; Without realizing of course that Hawking IS in fact British and that the NHS didn&#8217;t just leave him on a mountaintop to be pecked clean by the crows, something which any American health insurance company would no doubt have done decades ago. This, I&#8217;m afraid, is typical of the level of debate in the United States about health care reform.</p>
<p>Note: I&#8217;m quite sure that the original article will be removed as soon as it starts getting a lot of traffic, so<a title="IBD Hawking article cache" href="http://clevershark.com/sa/ibd_hawking_bullshit/index.html" target="_blank"> if you can&#8217;t find the quote I highlighted have a look at the article as it originally appeared</a> (local cache).</p><p>The post <a href="https://clevershark.com/2009/08/11/fact-checking-investors-business-daily-has-heard-of-it/">Fact checking… Investors’ Business Daily has heard of it.</a> first appeared on <a href="https://clevershark.com">The Clever Shark</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
					
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