2. Write up a long and meaningful post with many outside references that illustrate a salient point.

3. ..?

4. When you try to submit said post, you find that you’re on probation. For something you wrote over 24 hours ago but which some admintwat suddenly decided was probatable.

You know what, SA? Fuck you. I could hold on to my post for a couple of days and post it then, but no. That would be like casting pearls before swine at this point.