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		<title>I really need to take up cycling. In Sweden.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[From the &#8220;things you don&#8217;t hear about every day&#8221; dept. &#8212; a 50 year-old Swedish man has reportedly complained that while he was out biking he was pulled of his bike by a lady with tattoos on her arms who then proceeded to have her way with him. He also reports that the same unspeakable &#8230; <a href="https://clevershark.com/2009/07/i-really-need-to-take-up-cycling-in-sweden/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">I really need to take up cycling. In Sweden.</span></a>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From the &#8220;things you don&#8217;t hear about every day&#8221; dept. &#8212; <a title="A one-way ticket to Stockholm, please!" href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/16/devil_girls/" target="_blank">a 50 year-old Swedish man has reportedly complained that while he was out biking he was pulled of his bike by a lady with tattoos on her arms who then proceeded to have her way with him</a>. He also reports that the same unspeakable crime was committed again when he rode in the exact same spot the next day. And the day after that. And the day after that. In fact he&#8217;s so upset that if these incidents don&#8217;t stop within 6 months he&#8217;ll be forced to consider maybe changing his route.</p>
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		<title>Weird videos file, continued.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 19:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[To keep the streak of weird videos going, here&#8217;s one entitled Dancing Man Wearing a Horse Mask Cooks Wild Mushrooms. And you know what? It delivers on that title.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To keep the streak of weird videos going, here&#8217;s one entitled <strong><a title="Dancing Man Wearing a Horse Mask Cooks Wild Mushrooms (really)" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY" target="_blank">Dancing Man Wearing a Horse Mask Cooks Wild Mushrooms</a></strong>. And you know what? It delivers on that title.</p>
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		<title>This is the weirdest video I&#8217;ve seen in at least a couple of days.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:32:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Unfortunately, no one can be told what this video is. You have to see it for yourself.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc&amp;feature=related" title="OK, it's Cyriak's animation link. Still hilarious!" target="_blank">Unfortunately, no one can be told what this video is.</a> You have to see it for yourself.</p>
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		<title>Some things you just can&#8217;t buy. For everything else there&#8217;s Amazon.com.</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[tony]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:57:12 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Amazon.com &#8212; the US version, not the scaled-down imitation you get in other parts of the world including Canada &#8212; is a pretty wonderful store, and although they&#8217;re famous as booksellers they&#8217;ll sell most anything. Including, and I did a double-take when I saw it, an artificial insemination kit for your pet. Now I&#8217;m not &#8230; <a href="https://clevershark.com/2008/02/some-things-you-just-cant-buy-for-everything-else-theres-amazoncom/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">Some things you just can&#8217;t buy. For everything else there&#8217;s Amazon.com.</span></a>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amazon.com &#8212; the US version, not the scaled-down imitation you get in other parts of the world including Canada &#8212; is a pretty wonderful store, and although they&#8217;re famous as booksellers they&#8217;ll sell most anything. <strong><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Artificial-Insemination-Kit/dp/B000S9F8CS/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&amp;s=home-garden&amp;qid=1202179393&amp;sr=8-2" title="YOU MAKE KITTY SCARED!!!" target="_blank">Including, and I did a double-take when I saw it, an artificial insemination kit for your pet.</a></strong> Now I&#8217;m not a pet owner or a pet expert, but really, shouldn&#8217;t you go to your veterinarian for this sort of thing?!?</p>
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