UK Bull runs amok through china shop.

UK Bull runs amok through china shop. Other cliches surrender.

Latest IT idea from the UK — WiFi by blimp.

Latest IT idea from the UK — WiFi by blimp. Makes you wonder if they’re planning a service extension to Lyndhurst NJ…

Jacko is not just broke — he’s a ‘financial ticking time bomb’.

Jacko is not just broke — he’s a ‘financial ticking time bomb’. Keeping a zoo and amusement park running must be a bit of a strain on the ol’ resources… keep your eyes peeled for the Elephant Man’s bones on eBay.

Man killed by frozen fish.

Man killed by frozen fish. Seafood claims revenge from beyond the grave!

Aaron Schwartz on Powerpoint presentations.

Aaron Schwartz on Powerpoint presentations.

  • Interesting
  • revealing
  • a little terse

The future of WiFi runs through a trailer park!

The future of WiFi runs through a trailer park! Don’t even think about what the webcams will be like…

From the evidence locker straight into your nose — veteran cop accused of dealing in ‘the devil’s dandruff’.

From the evidence locker straight into your nose — veteran cop accused of dealing in ‘the devil’s dandruff’. That’s the only time this has ever happened, I’m soooooo sure…

Dutch man drinks so much he literally breaks the breathalyzer.

Dutch man drinks so much he literally breaks the breathalyzer. Four beers? Four kegs, maybe!

Is Micro$oft the evil corrupter of the net as I say?

Is Micro$oft the evil corrupter of the net as I say? Funny how a Google search for “Internet Exploder” results in a link to IE 6 SP1…

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