Really Donald? You want to go there?

Today’s moment of zen is Donald Trump posting this on “Truth” Social, showing the world that he hasn’t gained an ounce of self-awareness — or indeed world awareness — in the past 4 years. Four years ago hospitals had to hire freezer trucks to store the body of the COVID dead because they were literally running out of space in the morgues.

Donald Trump asks if you're better off now than 4 years ago, not thinking for a second about what was going on 4 years ago

It’s time to admit I overestimated humanity

Does the internet make people stupid? I mean, it seems like a silly idea. After all the internet gives you instant access to the entire knowledge of the world (along with a whole lot of BS) so surely that can’t be a bad thing… well, after seeing this screenshot I am not so sure.

A person on the internet asking if ramadan is a new tiktok challenge

They tend to live up to their collective name.

In a Canadian version of this cartoon, which think tanks would be featured?

Think tanks - a tank labelled Cato Institute destroys a building labelled education, a tank labelled Heritage Foundation destroys a forest labelled "the environment", and a tank labelled american enterprise institute destroys a building labelled "social security"

Clown shoes for less!

If you’ve suffered brain damage and would like to get a pair of those revolting gold sneakers Don the Con is selling, may we recommend that you save a few bucks by buying them at the same place Donald himself did before he stuck a “T” emblem on the side, and that place is Alibaba. The price? Less than $50, with volume discounts available, a savings of $350 per pair.

Men’s Shoes Custom Sneakers Never Surrender High Top Sneaker for Men Design Walking Style Genuine Leather Gold Shoe Sneaker 2024 (alibaba)

How to plan and run a gangbang

What does a blogger and sex worker get for herself on her birthday? Aella organized a gangbang for herself, and her Substack provides a fascinating view into how a successful gangbang gets organized, how it goes, and the lessons the star at the middle of it has drawn from it. It’s probably NSFW — no images but it’s a honest article about organizing a gangbang so you know what to expect.

My Birthday Gangbang by Aella (substack)

This one kinda hit me hard

Eve definitely has a point here… for reference purposes, the photo is from a live event that was lavishly advertised with AI-generated imagery and scripting, but which was so cheaply and shabbily run that people actually called *the police*, which came and put a stop to the “show”.

Spirit of the 2020s... that poor girl is illustrating it.

Maybe AI isn’t ready to take over the world yet

Shared today on BlueSky — apparently this is the result of asking ChatGPT to illustrate what its core values are. So, there’s probably not much cause to be worried that ChatGPT is going to steal your job, because most jobs out there require communicating in, well, *a* language, and not some weird babble invented by randomly throwing syllables together.

ChatGPT values: weird icons with gibberish captions.

Dress for the job you want!

I wonder if he ended up getting the job! (via BlueSky)Police recruitment with a leather enthusiast

The only right take on Trump’s shoes.

Trump shoes are clown shoes

Honestly who the f*#& is going to wear that in public?

The footwear world was stunned today at the announcement that Donald Trump is now making self-branded  clown shoes.   Have a look, they really look even worse than you think they will.

Trump launches a sneaker line (NBC News)