US acknowledges torture in Gitmo, Iraq, Afghanistan. In related news, Satan reports that the weather in his neck of the woods is getting “a bit nippy”.
Microsoft buys security software company, immediately axes all linux and UNIX product lines. If you can’t beat them, leverage your monopoly-acquired money to sabotage them.
Having enjoyed Tony Blair’s support on Iraq, George W. Bush now prepares to fuck his British counterpart over on the subject of the environment. Yet another great big “fuck you” from America to the world.
The IAEA exempts Saudi Arabia from nuclear inspections. It makes me feel so good to hear that the country which contributed 15 of the 19 9/11 hijackers isn’t going to be checked for a nuclear program! I can sleep better tonight, I’m sure.
Expert: Grewal tape was altered. That story keeps getting more twists every day.
The US purchased Muslims fleeing Afghanistan from tribesmen and sent them to Gitmo. Just when you thought America’s “war on terrah” couldn’t get more interesting, something new comes up.