Swedish copper, despite being convicted of assault, is returned to active duty. What would have happened if he’d killed the guy, gotten a promotion?
UK: booze deaths double since 1970s; the bottle kills 5 times as many as narcotics do.
UK: booze deaths double since 1970s; the bottle kills 5 times as many as narcotics do. Funny, that time-period coincides with the “war on drugs” nonsense, but surely that’s a complete coincidence.
RIAA tired of dropping off people’s hate lists, plans to sue thousands.
RIAA tired of dropping off people’s hate lists, plans to sue thousands. If you steal crap, how much can you be sued for?
From Norway: the worst job in the world.
From Norway: the worst job in the world. What can you say about a job for which becoming a shit-shoveller would actually be a promotion?
The Smart Villains Code.
The Smart Villains Code. Oldie but goodie.
The White House presents: panoramic tours with iPix!
The White House presents: panoramic tours with iPix! Now anyone with a net connection can see what it would be like to visit the White House while on acid!
I’m not saying South Africa is a nest of crime, but you can’t even run a marathon there without getting mugged.
I’m not saying South Africa is a nest of crime, but you can’t even run a marathon there without getting mugged. I wonder why enrollment for South African road races is down?
Iraqi sues the US for loss of sheep.
Iraqi sues the US for loss of sheep. Doesn’t claim “loss of consortium”, however.
Danish theme park bans phallic lollipops.
Danish theme park bans phallic lollipops. The main complaint is that they’re “tasteless” — feel free to insert your own joke here.
Number of items stolen from Iraqi museum: 170,000… no, 33… no, 6000…
Number of items stolen from Iraqi museum: 170,000… no, 33… no, 6000… Ever get the feeling these so-called ‘experts’ are just pulling numbers out of their asses?