It was inevitable… NZ to tax cow farts.

It was inevitable… NZ to tax cow farts. File this one under the “you can’t make this stuff up” dossier.

M$’s Mundie: secret to success in software is to hide away your code.

M$’s Mundie: secret to success in software is to hide away your code. Considering the quality of the code the Borg routinely puts out, the old man may have a point.

More bits of info about SCUM’s wild Linux claims.

More bits of info about SCUM’s wild Linux claims. Who put LSD in Santa Cruz’s water supply???

Dumbass clerk armed with Excel costs firm $24M.

Dumbass clerk armed with Excel costs firm $24M. Cut-and-paste your way to the poorhouse!

Iraq’s wackiest home videos.

Iraq’s wackiest home videos. For those looking for the ‘other side’ of Saddam.

French court stops embarassing book on corruption.

French court stops embarassing book on corruption. O.J. now said to be going to French court to stop the publication of his search for his wife’s ‘real killers’ on the golf courses of America.

US Senator wants to give the RIAA the right to destroy your PC.

US Senator wants to give the RIAA the right to destroy your PC. The asshole should lay off the crack pipe and take a valium already.

NYC to residents: snitch on your neighbors!

NYC to residents: snitch on your neighbors! As if the Big Apple didn’t have enough rats already…

Microsoft: XP, P4 combination can lead to ‘degradation’.

Microsoft: XP, P4 combination can lead to ‘degradation’. Now, how long have they been denying that this would happen?

Nokia VP: lawyers should be culled like rabbits!

Nokia VP: lawyers should be culled like rabbits! First Shakespeare, now Andersen. That being said, his take on ‘deregulation’ — pointing to California’s energy mess as an example of it — leaves me wondering if he really knows what he’s talking about.