Gigli is the movie that audience and critic alike love to hate.

Gigli is the movie that audience and critic alike love to hate. It might be a low point in film history. Quips one critic, “Gigli is so horrible I had to go cleanse my palate afterward by watching Glitter.” Ouch.

In Norway you can vote while drunk.

In Norway you can vote while drunk. Then again in most places you pretty much have to be drunk in order to delude yourself that voting will make much of a difference…

Suspicious package’s x-rays yield surprising results.

Suspicious package’s x-rays yield surprising results. We never try and ascribe ownership of the dildo…

Lawyers are the biggest threat to society.

Lawyers are the biggest threat to society. Time to form some kind of a “Jack Cade Society” or something.

There’s a new airline safety warning, so of course the Feds put forward a plan to cut the Air Marshall program.

There’s a new airline safety warning, so of course the Feds put forward a plan to cut the Air Marshall program. Hotel rooms are expensive, eh!

Schumer, Lautenberg: fear the two-ounce rockets of terrorists!

Schumer, Lautenberg: fear the two-ounce rockets of terrorists! Maybe they just have an unnatural fear of those little parachutes used by hobby rockets.

Saddam topping the Iraqi charts again today.

Saddam topping the Iraqi charts again today. Calling all saddamites… calling all saddamites…

Nice guys finish last, and this guy intends to prove it.

Nice guys finish last, and this guy intends to prove it. I’m sure that won’t offend anyone…

Women cheat fairly often.

Women cheat fairly often. Generally feel no guilt either.

Japan’s new export — a $4000 loo.

Japan’s new export — a $4000 loo. At that price it should at least have a Hello Kitty on it!