In Malaysia divorce may only be an SMS away.

In Malaysia divorce may only be an SMS away. i dump u! u r so pwn3d!!!! OMG LOL!

2003-07-28 12:30:03

Google appears to have fixed the ads… they’re now relevant to the current article (until the article changes anyway).

From the looks of the ads I must be setting off all kinds of bells and whistles with the Secret Service though 🙂

Ever wondered about Microsoft’s XP product activation process? Get the answers here!

Ever wondered about Microsoft’s XP product activation process? Get the answers here! Mind you, it’s like laws and sausages, do you really want to know how it’s done?

Not content with merely alienating the locals, Mike now disses visiting Chinese acrobats.

Not content with merely alienating the locals, Mike now disses visiting Chinese acrobats. Another brilliant move from the one-term mayor of New York…

M$ admits another Windows critical flaw.

M$ admits another Windows critical flaw. No, this is not a repeat, it’s a new critical flaw.

This is the most astonishingly stupid thing I’ve read in months.

This is the most astonishingly stupid thing I’ve read in months. Then again, 65-70 years ago the people in that same country seemed to strongly believe that non-“Aryans” were the sole cause of all their problems…

Chinese woman to undergo six months of plastic surgery in order to completely change her appearance.

Chinese woman to undergo six months of plastic surgery in order to completely change her appearance. That’s what happens when you consult with Michael Jackson on that subject…

Indian villager accuses eunuchs of cutting off his penis.

Indian villager accuses eunuchs of cutting off his penis. At a certain point he “learned to his horror that his penis was missing.” Yeah, that would freak me out too!

Want to pop bubblewrap, but can’t find any? Look no further!

Want to pop bubblewrap, but can’t find any? Look no further! It’s fun and environment-friendly!

US releases Uday and Qusay death photos and x-rays as proof of the brothers’ demise.

US releases Uday and Qusay death photos and x-rays as proof of the brothers’ demise. Sadly The Smoking Gun isn’t there (yet).