Stifling heat in France results in the earliest grape harvest since 1893.

Stifling heat in France results in the earliest grape harvest since 1893. Time to make space on your wine rack, this sounds like a pretty good year.

For the code geek in you, a more in-depth analysis of the SCO claims.

For the code geek in you, a more in-depth analysis of the SCO claims. SCO: right where it’s irrelevant, wrong where it matters.

ESR to SCO CEO: you’re nothing but a pathetic liar.

ESR to SCO CEO: you’re nothing but a pathetic liar. Hear, hear!

Artist’s ‘Auschwitz Souvenirs’ seen by some as disturbing.

Artist’s ‘Auschwitz Souvenirs’ seen by some as disturbing. Gee, ya think?

Bush warns of ‘Al Qaeda types’ moving into Iraq.

Bush warns of ‘Al Qaeda types’ moving into Iraq. Funny, wasn’t one of the reasons for the invasion the idea that Al-Qaeda types were already there? If so, why are they moving in now?

When standing trial for armed burglary and aggravated battery, do not moon the jury.

When standing trial for armed burglary and aggravated battery, do not moon the jury. Then again some people just have to learn the hard way.

‘Stolen’ code from SCO dates back to way before SCO even existed.

‘Stolen’ code from SCO dates back to way before SCO even existed. At least for the part that can be examined at this time. Perhaps SCUM would also like to copyright ones and zeroes?

‘Considered harmful’ essays considered harmful.

‘Considered harmful’ essays considered harmful. I’m still waiting for the “‘Considered harmful essays considered harmful’ essays considered harmful”… damn recursion.

If the GPL is invalid, why does SCO distribute software under its terms?

If the GPL is invalid, why does SCO distribute software under its terms? Integrity and honesty… SCO’s heard vague things about those.

Japanese, Czech PMs to dine with robot.

Japanese, Czech PMs to dine with robot. Gundams will be standing by if any trouble arises.