Nigeria scam goes Iraqi all of a sudden.

Nigeria scam goes Iraqi all of a sudden. Collect all 419 variations!

How bad is the heatwave in the UK? So bad they’re importing emergency beer from abroad.

How bad is the heatwave in the UK? So bad they’re importing emergency beer from abroad. Still, they keep a stiffer upper lip and all.

There’s a beer out there for everybody. I think this one could be for me.

There’s a beer out there for everybody. I think this one could be for me. Not your usual mass-produced swill, apparently.

A Floridian’s market-based approach to reduce flood levels.

A Floridian’s market-based approach to reduce flood levels. But is he flooded with requests yet?

Warren Buffet endorses Arnold for CA governor.

Warren Buffet endorses Arnold for CA governor. The plot thickens…

Saudi raids uncover underground extremist networks.

Saudi raids uncover underground extremist networks. Nice to see the Saudis getting serious about this, or at least pretending in a convincing manner.

Lybia’s Gaddafi is still nuttier than an O’Henry bar.

Lybia’s Gaddafi is still nuttier than an O’Henry bar. The only thing he is consistent on is anti-semitic slurs…

Three guys wash ashore at JFK airport, walk next to runways unescorted for about a mile. Airport security surrenders.

Three guys wash ashore at JFK airport, walk next to runways unescorted for about a mile. Airport security surrenders. And then these clowns insist on my taking my fucking shoes off before a flight…

Microsoft, the company that started the ‘trustworthy computing’ initiative, admits it’s helpless against the lovsan worm.

Microsoft, the company that started the ‘trustworthy computing’ initiative, admits it’s helpless against the lovsan worm. That’s just fucking pathetic. And I’m forced to use that crap at work.

Heatwave blamed for… frostbite.

Heatwave blamed for… frostbite. What will they think of next?