The old Apple-Sun chestnut is warmed anew.

The old Apple-Sun chestnut is warmed anew. That rumor is like Jason from the Friday the 13th movies, it just won’t go away.

Ebay: ripoff artists’ dream marketplace?

Ebay: ripoff artists’ dream marketplace? Many people stung by allegedly fraudulent seller.

Joe Lieberman needs to be played by someone else.

Joe Lieberman needs to be played by someone else. He’s got the gift, but his delivery falls short, allegedly.

Common journalism cliches.

Common journalism cliches. This site was allegedly put up by area residents in the aftermath of a botched robbery.

Larry Flynt’s national prayer day initiative.

Larry Flynt’s national prayer day initiative. I thought he would go after Pat Robertson, but that’s OK.

Jimmy Carter indicted of peace crimes.

Jimmy Carter indicted of peace crimes. He is a recidivist in the world of crimes against inhumanity.

Howard Dean’s non-stance on drugs.

Howard Dean’s non-stance on drugs. You know, for a doctor, he seems remarkably uninformed on the issue. He’s certainly no fitter than any of the other candidates on this particular count.

‘Neko’ for the Flash generation.

‘Neko’ for the Flash generation. Here, kitty kitty!

An Evil Cause brings you keyboard porn!

An Evil Cause brings you keyboard porn! I hear they even go analog sometimes!

Have a look through the Acme Catalog.

Have a look through the Acme Catalog. As endorsed by Wile E. Coyote.