They want your soul!

They want your soul! I’m not sure I could sell mine though… if I don’t believe in it, wouldn’t that make the transaction void on account of bad faith on my part?

‘Windows cheaper than linux’ story hits the web. Who funded this study? Microsoft, of course.

‘Windows cheaper than linux’ story hits the web. Who funded this study? Microsoft, of course. But there’s no appearance of impropriety at all, I’m so sure.

The American Telemarketing Association does not appreciated unsolicited phone calls.

The American Telemarketing Association does not appreciated unsolicited phone calls. Oh, the irony…

UK wants DNA from every man, woman and child in the country.

UK wants DNA from every man, woman and child in the country. But there’s no need to be paranoid, I’m sure…

Remember the claims that Ecstasy could kill you in just one dose? It was nonsense.

Remember the claims that Ecstasy could kill you in just one dose? It was nonsense. I have a feeling that this discovery won’t stop the DEA from repeating the claim though… it’s the DEA, what’s truth got to do with it?

The 2003 blackout files: Start came when FirstEnergy computers were ‘not happy’.

The 2003 blackout files: Start came when FirstEnergy computers were ‘not happy’. I wonder if there was a Microsoft connection there…

Think this ‘get rich quick’ spam is just a scam? Look it up here.

Think this ‘get rich quick’ spam is just a scam? Look it up here. It’s the “Make Money Fast” Hall of Humiliation. And if you did receive spam promising fast cash, well, it probably is a scam.

Think paying for CDs helps poor, starving artists? Think again.

Think paying for CDs helps poor, starving artists? Think again. “Big 5” isn’t just a chinese character encoding system, you know.

New batch of Microsoft security flaws announced.

New batch of Microsoft security flaws announced. Well, it IS Thursday after all.

Taiwan: we’re under constant cyber-attacks from Beijing.

Taiwan: we’re under constant cyber-attacks from Beijing. I wish I could make a joke about it, but frankly China’s stance on Taiwan is starting to look more and more like Japan’s stance on Manchuria in the late 30s.