Wanna be a scientologist? Be prepared to sign away a few rights.

Wanna be a scientologist? Be prepared to sign away a few rights. Including the right to obtain certain types of medical treatment, apparently.

Even small clouds weigh roughly as much as a hundred elephants.

Even small clouds weigh roughly as much as a hundred elephants. There’s a lot of fluffiness about apparently.

Depp: U.S. like a dumb puppy.

Depp: U.S. like a dumb puppy. You gotta respect a guy who actually put his money where his mouth is and is living abroad, unlike a lot of talking heads ([cough]Streisand[cough]Baldwin[cough]Altman[cough])

High heat in the Alps uncovers decades-old corpses.

High heat in the Alps uncovers decades-old corpses. You can just imagine how ripe the smell must be around those parts.