Fishing crew chief wrestles a shark with his bare hands to protect his crew.

Fishing crew chief wrestles a shark with his bare hands to protect his crew. THERE’s true leadership in action.

Wealthy and in China? Your days are probably numbered.

Wealthy and in China? Your days are probably numbered. To be rich is dangerous!

Looking to spook the Wall Streeter in your life this halloween?

Looking to spook the Wall Streeter in your life this halloween? Try these handy tips from CNN Money!

Malaysia’s Mahathir retires, but keeps right on talking out his ass.

Malaysia’s Mahathir retires, but keeps right on talking out his ass. Now claims some of his best friends are Jewish! Oy veh…

Peep research.

Peep research. No, it’s not a peep show.

US State Dept. updates its Saudia Arabia warning.

US State Dept. updates its Saudia Arabia warning. It used to say “Stay out of Saudi Arabia”, now says “Stay the fuck out of Saudi Arabia”.

SCO now claims the GPL is ‘unenforceable and void’.

SCO now claims the GPL is ‘unenforceable and void’. That fails to explain why they themselves have distributed software using it in the past. When neither the law nor the facts are on your side lie like hell and make a lot of noise.

Cell phone portability may mean users switching from one company to another.

Cell phone portability may mean users switching from one company to another. In related news, water is found to be “wet”.

Dell wants to know if your notebook purchase will be used towards WMD production.

Dell wants to know if your notebook purchase will be used towards WMD production. That’s wholly unnecessary… everyone knows that true despots use Thinkpads! (kidding, IBM!)

New Microsoft Office 2003 really does offer a lot more than previous versions!

New Microsoft Office 2003 really does offer a lot more than previous versions! The rundown on Redmond’s new “productivity” features…