Columbia Law Professor says SCO claims are complete nonsense.

Columbia Law Professor says SCO claims are complete nonsense. No legal leg to stand on there.

Looking to drop $400+ on an iPod?

Looking to drop $400+ on an iPod? The battery costs so much to replace you might as well buy a new one in 18 months… and that’s in the words of the tech support rep.

Business or mob?

Business or mob? You decide…

B3ta Challenge presents: the Victorian Internet.

B3ta Challenge presents: the Victorian Internet. By Jove, this does prove to be quite the larf!

Brains4Zombies.com.

Brains4Zombies.com. For all your fresh brains needs.

Note to funeral directors — when having a closed-casket funeral, don’t forget to remove the deceased’s mobile phone.

Note to funeral directors — when having a closed-casket funeral, don’t forget to remove the deceased’s mobile phone. It’s doubtful that the deceased would accept incoming calls anyway.

If you’ve been appointed in charge of investigating hate crimes, it may be best to not live in a house that’s a shrine to Hitler.

If you’ve been appointed in charge of investigating hate crimes, it may be best to not live in a house that’s a shrine to Hitler. Seems obvious to me, but evidently not to everyone.

Buffalo Braves blame Satan for recent poor performances.

Buffalo Braves blame Satan for recent poor performances. Well, they do have a point, as it were.

The GTA3 lawsuit goes ahead. Responsibility surrenders.

The GTA3 lawsuit goes ahead. Responsibility surrenders. Ironically because the game is rated ‘R’ it is really the parents’ fault that the underage kids got their hands on the game in the first place. However the parents are not considered good lawsuit targets because they don’t have enough ‘bling-bling’ to make them worthwhile… I’ll bet that when court comes into session for this case you’ll be able to hear the plaintiff’s counsel go “kaching! kaching!”

Body parts found in FedEx package.

Body parts found in FedEx package. Well, it absolutely, positively had to get there.