The USA did not qualify to play Olympic baseball in 2004.

The USA did not qualify to play Olympic baseball in 2004. Now that’s a stunner.

Police in South Carolina hold high school students at gunpoint while looking for drugs, find none.

Police in South Carolina hold high school students at gunpoint while looking for drugs, find none. Is this the freedom Americans are dying in Baghdad to protect?

The bulletproof Cadillac DeVille.

The bulletproof Cadillac DeVille. Just the thing for the man who has everything, including armed enemies. I bet this’ll make it into the next Grand Theft Auto release!

Sex offender notifications are only good when they’re accurate.

Sex offender notifications are only good when they’re accurate. It’s always a good idea to double-check on the details.

Gates: what problems? blame the users! Also, Windows is denser than Linux.

Gates: what problems? blame the users! Also, Windows is denser than Linux. At least he’s half right.

Coca-Cola targeting the pirate ‘water drinker’ market.

Coca-Cola targeting the pirate ‘water drinker’ market. It’s worked so well for other industries!

Little known dangers of shopping in Japan: wild boar attacks.

Little known dangers of shopping in Japan: wild boar attacks. Godzilla said to be jealous at the attention and planning something big.

Microsoft claims to receive requests for SQL Server on Linux.

Microsoft claims to receive requests for SQL Server on Linux. Someone must have dropped LSD into Redmond’s water supply!