Bill O’Reilly is a lying assclown whose shoe size exceeds his I.Q.

Bill O’Reilly is a lying assclown whose shoe size exceeds his I.Q. Only someone as ignorant and imbecilic as O’Reilly would call the Globe and Mail a “left-wing” paper… to say he speaks for his audience, however, would evidently not be far from the truth.

SCO’s new CFO would apparently have been a much better fit at pre-bankruptcy Enron.

SCO’s new CFO would apparently have been a much better fit at pre-bankruptcy Enron. Come to think of it, he seems to embody the very same things that SCO has stood for of late. Looks like Baystar/Microsoft stands a good chance to lose their “investment”.

Funny and clever adverts from the UK.

Funny and clever adverts from the UK. That’s “commercials” for you American viewers.

Feel like airport passenger screening is providing no security at all? You’re not alone.

Feel like airport passenger screening is providing no security at all? You’re not alone. Neither federal employees nor contractors are doing much to improve things apparently.

Necrophilia is apparently not illegal in California.

Necrophilia is apparently not illegal in California. Dead people surrender.

Chalabi pissed at new US policy allowing some Baath party members to hold government posts.

Chalabi pissed at new US policy allowing some Baath party members to hold government posts. This will unfortunately prevent Mr. Chalabi from making sure that all those posts are given to friends and political chums.

Company builds police robots?

Company builds police robots? Actually no, this is a demo of the graphics design firm’s abilities, but you have to admit that it’s damned sharp!

Saudis outraged at recent terror attack.

Saudis outraged at recent terror attack. They insist that they should get a better return on their investments in terror-linked “charities”… seriously, what the hell are they thinking? When you give money to Al-Qaeda you shouldn’t be shocked when that money’s used against you.

It’s illegal to annoy a squirrel in Council Bluffs, Iowa.

It’s illegal to annoy a squirrel in Council Bluffs, Iowa. Oh well, it’s definitely off my list of potential vacation spots then.

Behold the power of lutefisk!

Behold the power of lutefisk! So that‘s why the Norwegians have it only once a year…