Esquire presents Brutally Honest Personals.

Esquire presents Brutally Honest Personals. Isn’t it funny how those things which best describe real life phenomena are always found in satire pieces?

I don’t know about you, but if a cop tries to arrest me I like to have a close look at his badge.

I don’t know about you, but if a cop tries to arrest me I like to have a close look at his badge. If the badge says “pussy inspector”, chances are the guy’s not really a cop.

Study reveals that — gasp!! — most IT professionals are men!

Study reveals that — gasp!! — most IT professionals are men! A followup study is working to investigate the rumor that says that water is “wet”.

The Bush White House dropped the ball on Zarqawi. More than once.

The Bush White House dropped the ball on Zarqawi. More than once. The war on terrorism… I wonder what happened to that. I think people forgot about it at some point on the road to Baghdad.

New, unseen-by-most Iraq photos contain sex scenes that would put Pamela Anderson to shame.

New, unseen-by-most Iraq photos contain sex scenes that would put Pamela Anderson to shame. The more you dig into this scandal the more depraved it gets.

Cold Turkey.

Cold Turkey. Kurt Vonnegut weighs in on the current state of affairs.

Abu Ghraib: what did the President know and when did he know it?

Abu Ghraib: what did the President know and when did he know it? Whom do you believe, Bush/Cheney or Powell?

One of the accused abusive prison guards in Iraq apparently also enjoyed abusing prisoners in the US.

One of the accused abusive prison guards in Iraq apparently also enjoyed abusing prisoners in the US. Maybe he put that down as “prior experience” when applying for the Abu Ghraib (sp?) job…

They Rule.

They Rule. Find out the fairly incestuous relationships at play in the boards of large US corporations.

Google’s so-called ‘blog’ features entry editing to smooth over those pronouncements that just don’t go down so well with the audience.

Google’s so-called ‘blog’ features entry editing to smooth over those pronouncements that just don’t go down so well with the audience. Look at the entry for May 10th, then see the original entry preserved at hello, typepad. Nice backtracking. That’s the fun part about the internet, the stuff gets preserved.