Month: October 2004 | The Clever Shark

October 6, 2004

A Mixed Message.

A Mixed Message. See Bush flip. See Dick flop.

October 6, 2004

40% of Americans — and over 60% of Republicans — believe there was a link between Saddam and 9/11.

40% of Americans — and over 60% of Republicans — believe there was a link between Saddam and 9/11. No update of US opinions on existence of Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy.

October 5, 2004

The London Pillow Fight Club meets tomorrow.

The London Pillow Fight Club meets tomorrow. The first rule of the Pillow Fight Club is, “Tell everyone about pillow fight club.”

October 5, 2004

Brehmer: there were never enough troops to truly secure Iraq.

Brehmer: there were never enough troops to truly secure Iraq. That’s what happens when you have civilian ideologues decide military strategy.

October 4, 2004

Rumsfeld doubts there ever really was a Saddam-Osama link.

Rumsfeld doubts there ever really was a Saddam-Osama link. But of course he’s not flip-flopping or being inconsistent in any way.

October 4, 2004

7 sure-fire ways to get fired!

7 sure-fire ways to get fired! Well, it works, doesn’t it…

October 4, 2004

You know you’re having a bad day when you cut off your own penis.

You know you’re having a bad day when you cut off your own penis. Ow. Just… ow.

October 4, 2004

Flip-flop watch: let’s see what VP Cheney had to say in 1992 about leaving Saddam in power.

Flip-flop watch: let’s see what VP Cheney had to say in 1992 about leaving Saddam in power. This Administration really stays on message, I tell ya…

October 1, 2004

First Presidential debate: conservatives admit to poor Bush performance.

First Presidential debate: conservatives admit to poor Bush performance. Wow. And this comes from people who are well-predisposed towards Dubya to start with. That can’t bode well for the guy.