New RIAA hotness: coaching witnesses to lie in court.

New RIAA hotness: coaching witnesses to lie in court. They just keep stooping lower and lower, don’t they.

Stunning animal photography by German photographer Tanja Askani.

Stunning animal photography by German photographer Tanja Askani. She has to be the most talented wildlife photographer I’ve yet seen.

The trouble with Uzbekistan.

The trouble with Uzbekistan. It’s the little things, like the way they allegedly boil political prisoners to death.

The twelve days of Ebay.

The twelve days of Ebay. A carol for our times.

Bee Dogs.

Bee Dogs. It’s a site about dogs wearing bee costumes. I couldn’t make up this stuff if I tried.

The O’Reilly Open Book project.

The O’Reilly Open Book project. It’s a fantastic document source for tech geeks such as myself.

A Matrix Christmas.

A Matrix Christmas. Brought to you by the goons over at Something Awful. Good stuff!

In marketing, the new trend is assvertising.

In marketing, the new trend is assvertising. It sure got my attention! Perhaps the companies that make Imodium and Preparation H could use this method.

All spam email is to end in two weeks!

All spam email is to end in two weeks! Hey, if Bill Gates said it in early 2004, it must be true! Seriously, if you believe this, perhaps there are some stock tips I can send you… or great offers on Viagra… or ads for penis enlargement solutions… or cheap refinancing…

Latvian man killed when he was hit by a car had twice the lethal limit of alcohol in his body at the time.

Latvian man killed when he was hit by a car had twice the lethal limit of alcohol in his body at the time. Yes, that’s LETHAL. Fortunately one can only surmise that he didn’t suffer. In fact he probably never had the faintest idea what was happening during the incident. Heck, he probably thought he was in his own house.