Paging Ted Baxter… Ted Baxter, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Fox News resident whiny bitch and douchebag emeritus Bill O’Reilly circulating a petition to get MSNBC rival Keith Olbermann taken off the air. He must be counting on the troglodytes who can actually stand to hear his drivel to drive up the petition numbers… or at least he thinks enough of them can read and write to a sufficient level to help in that silly effort.