Match.com and eHarmony: old and busted. New hotness: the Giraffe Studbook.

Online dating for giraffes. Sure, it may sound good at first, but you just know the male pretends to be at least 2 feet taller than he really is!

Yes. 30mph would do this much damage to a car worth a half-mil. I believe you 100%!

Mechanic claims he was going “no more than 30mph” when he crashed and completely destroyed a $500,000 Porsche Carrera GT. I get the feeling that he’s been spending the day filling out unemployment forms…

10 of those in a warehouse and you got yourself one hell of a supercomputer.

Project Blackbox by Sun. This is Sun’s idea of how to create a truly portable datacenter, and it’s pretty damn neat.

That stash of Acapulco Gold is for medicinal purposes, really!

Top 10 “bad” things that are good for you, by LiveScience. So feel free to drink wine, coffee and beer, smoke pot, trip out on acid, screw around and be angry!