Here’s an old story from the internet on why you shouldn’t bother giving advice in the first place…
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OP: “Help! HELP! I’m stuck in a well!!!”
Biggies 1-4: “Climb! Climb up and take our hands!”
OP: “I’m thinking I should dig… should I dig?”
Biggie 5: “NO! I was trapped in a well, and digging is a bad idea! Climb out!”
Biggies 6-8: “We’re lowering ropes! Take hold of a rope!”
Biggie 9: “I’ve even tied a harness to the end of this one!”
OP: “I can feel the ropes, but I don’t want to hold onto them… should I dig?”
Biggie 10: “No! If you dig, you’ll hit water, and then you’ll be proper fucked. I should know, I almost drowned.”
OP: “I dug a little bit just now, and I haven’t hit water. I’m gonna keep digging…”
Biggies 11-18: “No! Climb! Climb out!”
OP: “Guys, I’m seriously stuck in this well! Help! HELP!!!”
Biggie 19: “I was trapped in a well once. It took me two years, but I managed to build a climbing machine that pulled me to safety out of a well bucket and a pocket watch. I’m dropping the blueprints, extra buckets, and an assortment of pocket watches.”
Biggie 20: “I’ve engineered a jet-pack that will rocket you to safety. Stay where you are and we’ll lower it down!””
OP: “Thanks for your help, guys. I’m gonna keep digging. I’ll find the Mines of Moria and I’ll just walk to the surface.”
**Biggies 1-20 piss in the well**
Biggie 21: “Guys, seriously… stop pissing in the well.”
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