SCO can’t keep it up.

SCO can’t keep it up. Maybe they could use that ‘generic viagra’ I keep receiving spam about.

IT industry increasingly turning on SCO.

IT industry increasingly turning on SCO. Hopefully everyone can band together to get rid of the one asshole bully in the class.

Having said it had nukes, North Korea now claims it doesn’t.

Having said it had nukes, North Korea now claims it doesn’t. Something tells me the current round of talks may prove less than productive… maybe they’re hoping to see what happens when the tail tries to wag the dog?

Summer heat got you down? Try a Thai testicular massage!

Summer heat got you down? Try a Thai testicular massage! I think it’s a load of bollocks, but I don’t think I have the balls to try.

INQ: how can SCO’s lies and FUD be stopped?

INQ: how can SCO’s lies and FUD be stopped? On SCUM’s allegations: “Opium, heroin, LSD, mescaline, peyote, strong hashish and cannabis, all these mind bending substances come to mind.”

SCO’s products can’t keep a web site up.

SCO’s products can’t keep a web site up. They should use Linux!

Stifling heat in France results in the earliest grape harvest since 1893.

Stifling heat in France results in the earliest grape harvest since 1893. Time to make space on your wine rack, this sounds like a pretty good year.

For the code geek in you, a more in-depth analysis of the SCO claims.

For the code geek in you, a more in-depth analysis of the SCO claims. SCO: right where it’s irrelevant, wrong where it matters.

ESR to SCO CEO: you’re nothing but a pathetic liar.

ESR to SCO CEO: you’re nothing but a pathetic liar. Hear, hear!

Artist’s ‘Auschwitz Souvenirs’ seen by some as disturbing.

Artist’s ‘Auschwitz Souvenirs’ seen by some as disturbing. Gee, ya think?