Bush warns of ‘Al Qaeda types’ moving into Iraq.

Bush warns of ‘Al Qaeda types’ moving into Iraq. Funny, wasn’t one of the reasons for the invasion the idea that Al-Qaeda types were already there? If so, why are they moving in now?

When standing trial for armed burglary and aggravated battery, do not moon the jury.

When standing trial for armed burglary and aggravated battery, do not moon the jury. Then again some people just have to learn the hard way.

‘Stolen’ code from SCO dates back to way before SCO even existed.

‘Stolen’ code from SCO dates back to way before SCO even existed. At least for the part that can be examined at this time. Perhaps SCUM would also like to copyright ones and zeroes?

‘Considered harmful’ essays considered harmful.

‘Considered harmful’ essays considered harmful. I’m still waiting for the “‘Considered harmful essays considered harmful’ essays considered harmful”… damn recursion.

If the GPL is invalid, why does SCO distribute software under its terms?

If the GPL is invalid, why does SCO distribute software under its terms? Integrity and honesty… SCO’s heard vague things about those.

Japanese, Czech PMs to dine with robot.

Japanese, Czech PMs to dine with robot. Gundams will be standing by if any trouble arises.

Palestinian terrorists call off ‘truce’.

Palestinian terrorists call off ‘truce’. Meanwhile the rest of the world is in shock to learn that there was a truce in the first place. Apparently blowing up a bus full of civilians earlier this week constituted respecting a truce?

Like SpamAssassin? Try HomeAssassin!

Like SpamAssassin? Try HomeAssassin! More effective than a “no solicitations” sign.

New site created to raise a fund for a worthy cause.

New site created to raise a fund for a worthy cause. I just hope the sight of all those cheeks is enough to send Johnny Boy Ashcroft into fits of hysterics.

Windows security bites the big one.

Windows security bites the big one. In related news, scientists have determined that water is wet.