Author: tony

Just because your pet is neutered doesn’t mean he should look different.

Just because your pet is neutered doesn’t mean he should look different. Equine and bovine sizes also available.

Did this really seem like a good idea at the time?

Did this really seem like a good idea at the time? Good taste, they’ve heard of it.

Gigli is the lowest rated film on the IMDB.

Gigli is the lowest rated film on the IMDB. This confirms my theory that the movie really sucks.

Intel UK’s Centrino campaign is full of hot air.

Intel UK’s Centrino campaign is full of hot air. Marketing, that’s what it’s all about.

What do you do when you’re a disgraced governor about to be recalled?

What do you do when you’re a disgraced governor about to be recalled? Have your motorcade barrel down a dangerous stretch of highway almost 40mph over the speed limit, that’s what.

In Mississippi, a broken heart is worth $175 000.

In Mississippi, a broken heart is worth $175 000. Now we know what it’s worth.

Russian mom: my son is better off in Gitmo than he could possibly be in Russia.

Russian mom: my son is better off in Gitmo than he could possibly be in Russia. Well, at least they get some sun and the open air.

Advice for politicians.

Advice for politicians. If you’re running for Governor in California — and these days, who isn’t? — you might want to give this a once-over.

Want to know why you get so much spam? Follow the money.

Want to know why you get so much spam? Follow the money. It’s not all about porn sites and penile enhancement.

John Ashcroft trumpeting a bill which signals the end of Constitutional rule.

John Ashcroft trumpeting a bill which signals the end of Constitutional rule. All in the name of ‘stopping terrorists’… If this asshole gets his way I’ll really start looking for a job in Canada.