Author: tony

The Smart Villains Code. Oldie but goodie.

The White House presents: panoramic tours with iPix! Now anyone with a net connection can see what it would be like to visit the White House while on acid!

I’m not saying South Africa is a nest of crime, but you can’t even run a marathon there without getting mugged. I wonder why enrollment for South African road races is down?

Iraqi sues the US for loss of sheep. Doesn’t claim “loss of consortium”, however.

Danish theme park bans phallic lollipops. The main complaint is that they’re “tasteless” — feel free to insert your own joke here.

Number of items stolen from Iraqi museum: 170,000… no, 33… no, 6000… Ever get the feeling these so-called ‘experts’ are just pulling numbers out of their asses?

It was inevitable… NZ to tax cow farts. File this one under the “you can’t make this stuff up” dossier.

M$’s Mundie: secret to success in software is to hide away your code. Considering the quality of the code the Borg routinely puts out, the old man may have a point.

More bits of info about SCUM’s wild Linux claims. Who put LSD in Santa Cruz’s water supply???

Dumbass clerk armed with Excel costs firm $24M. Cut-and-paste your way to the poorhouse!