Author: tony

SOS — Students for an Orwellian Society. Finally, satire worthy of the tradition.

Learning to love Big Brother. We have always been at war with [insert name here].

The iSync fiasco didn’t have to happen. Bluetooth leaving you feeling, er, blue?

Internet Explorer has ‘a number of security issues’. Tell us something we don’t know, sherlock… that’s why I use Mozilla on all my systems, and so should you.

With this thing in your driveway you can call your neighbor with a Hummer an amateur. Tear gas not included.

In the market for an aircraft carrier? I’d put in a bid, but I wouldn’t know where to put the thing.

New IM client takes away the bothersome necessity of actually talking with people who are around you. No more ‘a/s/l’s? OMFG LOL!

Japanese porno starlet fails the drug running test. Usually the goal of concealment should be to NOT attract attention to the illegal cargo. It is a hoot though to see people in Japan’s notorious pr0n industry talk about what a shame it was that she should have ‘fallen from grace’.

Japan is in the grip of the kimono flasher! Both godzilla and mothra surrender.

When ’embrace & extend’ becomes ‘engulf and devour’. The future looks grim — it’s either Microsoft or nothin’.