Beer may not make you as stupid as you think.

Beer may not make you as stupid as you think. It will, however, lead you to tell people things you’ve been meaning to say “for a long, long time.”

Quebec cattle farmers staying away from auctions.

Quebec cattle farmers staying away from auctions. It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad cow world.

Munich says nein to Ballmer & co.

Munich says nein to Ballmer & co. Germans apparently not impressed by monkey boy antics, prefer superior Linux ROI.

HardOCP takes a look at the latest Athlon XP, mobos.

HardOCP takes a look at the latest Athlon XP, mobos. Warning: high geek factor, explicit CPU photos.

Follow-up: LinuxTag challenge to SCUM may necessitate an answer.

Follow-up: LinuxTag challenge to SCUM may necessitate an answer. Ah, the wonders of the world’s legal systems…

Evidently Taiwan is unimpressed by the Eurovision song contest.

Evidently Taiwan is unimpressed by the Eurovision song contest. Maybe they just tuned in to the Jemini screeching extravaganza?

Life imitates ‘The Oblongs’, if only for a moment.

Life imitates ‘The Oblongs’, if only for a moment. Another one of those wacky nippon antics?

In Japan, ‘al fresco sex is in the air’!

In Japan, ‘al fresco sex is in the air’! More precisely, in the open air… note to self: I really have to visit Japan someday.

UK Bull runs amok through china shop.

UK Bull runs amok through china shop. Other cliches surrender.

Latest IT idea from the UK — WiFi by blimp.

Latest IT idea from the UK — WiFi by blimp. Makes you wonder if they’re planning a service extension to Lyndhurst NJ…