Author: tony

Duke of York’s bodyguard replaced after accidentally firing his weapon near his charge. Good thing too, or Andrew could need another bodyguard to protect him from his bodyguard.

Eminem’s Lose Yourself considered ‘likely to cause a car crash’. And you thought the only risk was to develop really, really crappy taste in music.

The wonderful world of engrish. Leave it to the Japanese to invent a whole new language loosely based on the one spoken in the US… some of these aren’t really bad english, just strange phrases popping up at inappropriate moments (look in there, you’ll see what I mean).

Interesting product warnings. Do some of these really need to be written out? I would guess so, otherwise corporate America wouldn’t bother printing them.

India appoints envoy to Pakistan, signals a new beginning in relations between the two nations. Sometimes I really enjoy saying ‘I told you so’…

Get your own deck of William Bennett poker cards! The perfect gift for the man in your life who’s had everything and lost nearly 8 million dollars of it.

Man gets 72-hr parole, asks to go back in the pokey after less than 24hr with wife. Must be one of those ‘Be careful what you wish for’ kinda stories.

Bill Gates tells everyone they shouldn’t worry about their privacy. Also takes time to tell everyone they should just hand him their credit cards, SSN and shoe size. CNN’s wholesale buying of billg’s fantasy tales does not reflect well on their ability to report accurately on high tech…

Why is the White House trying to block the release of information on 9/11? Are you paranoid enough? Apparently not.

Kyoto Protocol News — even those who like it don’t give a damn. Consider my intentions, not my actions…