Author: tony

On July 13th in Japan a car owner also happened to commit suicide by assisted decapitation. Seriously, I thought the guy from Colorado mentioned earlier was at least the first to go in quite such a dramatic fashion, but it turns out that he may be a mere copycat.

Colorado man commits suicide in a unique way. Evidently unhappy with various aspects of his life the man tied a cable to a post at a local movie theater, tied the other end to his neck, and drove off.

The angriest Winnebago salesman in history. “I gotta read this again because my mind is just a piece of shit this morning…” (language NSFW, unless you’re a sailor).

Looking for that $200K+ Ajax programming job? This could be for you. It’s tax-free if you manage to survive for the whole year, too.

Spiders on drugs. Hilarious spoof of those Canadian “wildlife moments” that we’ve all grown up with (in Canada at least).

Giuliani, when asked about HIV, answers with 9/11. Compare with this article from The Onion, it’s practically prophetic! and this Family Guy clip, it’s uncanny! Let’s be clear — Giuliani has nothing whatsoever to point to when people wonder why they should think about voting for him, so he stands tall on the carcasses of the dead of September 11th and exploits them for all they’re worth. It worked for Bush, didn’t it?

Introducing rent-a-trolls! As it turns out it would appear that quite a few right-wing bloggers are in fact bought and paid for, like common whores. Who knew?

Feel Good, Inc. That’s the 2007 version with Boss George, Dick and MC Rove in da haus!