Author: tony

Learn (some) Japanese online for free! Yatta! to that, I say.

Some guys just can’t get a break… Comical Ali arrest by Marines apprently ‘not in the cards.’ Give the guy a break already… Al-Arabiyah Television did! Seriously, it’s good to hear he’s alive and well, and no doubt poised to to entertain again.

Presumably anti-DRM Jobs champions DRM by another name. Not to be stereotypical, but where is the outrage?

Najaf Poets beat US Soldiers Does that mean the pen is mightier than the sword?

Yet another suicide bombing hits Tel-Aviv Not a laughing matter by any measure, but I think we all know who’s not getting a brand new state for summer. Evidently someone in the Palestinian territories loves the occupation so much they’re making damn well sure it never ends.

You mean taking those pills won’t give me a three-foot schlong? I am shocked. SHOCKED!

US forces to leave Saudi Arabia altogether. Wahhabi shocker.

Our friend the Iraqi Information Minister is back and apparently starting a new job doing PR for Microsoft. It’s a natural step really, and a considerable increase in the FUD (fear, uncertainty and doubt) part of the job, but that seems to be Comical Ali’s bag.

Itanic hardware x86 emulator so bad Intel writes software emulator for it. Opteron marketing evidently scaring bejeezus out of Chipzilla.

RIAA looks at Iraq; evidently wants to maintain this whole Axis of Evil thing. Just the thing we need: Hilary Rosen as the travelling Ill-Will Ambassador. Evidently there’s not enough hate for America in the Middle East, but that’s about to change… look for really crappy, over-marketed music for the tone-deaf coming out of Baghdad in the near future.