From the ‘too stupid to print’ file: soy makes people sissies!

Soy turns boys gay, and shrinks their penises! That article is so devoid of sense it’s hard to tell exactly where the author completely loses his sanity. Published by the right-wingnuts’ own version of the poorly-Xeroxed radical newsletter, the WorldNetDaily, dubbed by myself and many others “the WMD” for their frequent intelligence lapses. This article is so completely brain dead I’m filing it as “bizarre”, “funny”, “scary” and “stupid” because I can’t decide which label fits best.

You don’t even want to think about how that thing would feel on the way out.

New British-engineered pepper has nearly twice the heat of the hottest habanero on record. At 923,000 Scoville Heat Units (SHU) the Dorset Naga beats the world record holder Red Savina habenero (570,000SHU) hands-down. It’s so hot you literally can’t eat it, but if I can get my hands on one…

More lives ruined so some scumbag prosecutor can add another check in the ‘win’ column.

Disabled father of 3 in jail for 25 years for possessing drugs that were prescribed to him. What the fuck is wrong with America? This isn’t even malicious prosecution — it’s downright persecution. I don’t know how these DEA people can sleep at night, I really don’t. I think it says something about man’s inhumanity to man that they not only do, but feel good about ruining lives the way they do.