The Clever Shark

You know you’re in bad shape when you get transferred from an old folks’ home to the morgue by mistake. Talk about being proactive…

MSNBC shocker: cheap malt liquor mostly consumed by poor, unemployed minorities. Coming up next on MSNBC — a revealing investigation into allegations that water is “wet”.

Do you know that if you do a search for “slaves” on Google one of the items on in the right-hand column of the results page is inevitably an ad for eBay entitled “Find it on eBay”?.. I just tought that was amusing.

Be careful opening any email attachment that purports to be a message from the Dalai Lama. The early word is that the Chinese government has hired hackers to write a virus/trojan horse and disseminate it under the pretense of being a message from the Dalai Lama. If this is actually true it could be one of the most obvious occurrences of state-sponsored cyber-terrorism.

House Majority leader Tom Delay (R) accepted free trips from South Korean groups. Who needs ethics when your party has control of the whole government?

UK foreign secretary not happy at Lebanese decision to reappoint former Prime Minister. Lebanon is to be free of foreign influence… from Syria. Intervention and meddling from US, UK, France apparently still OK.

Pssst… want to know what’s in the Google cookie? Greg Duffy figured it out for you… and now he’s apparently getting blackballed by Google. Still, that tells us he must be doing something right.

Lebanon: who really killed Rafik Hariri? It’s not as cut-and-dried as the US would like you to believe… but the US would never lie to you about things like terrorism and WMDs, now, would they?

An open letter from Lloyd Axworthy to Condoleeza Rice. Funny how the current situation sounds when you don’t wave flags or mention God every three words.

Japanese firm invents sexy robot. Robotic tentacle sex monster in the works. Is the world really running short of model wannabes?