Plastic surgery tips from Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Plastic surgery tips from Jocelyn Wildenstein. “Bring in a clipping from National Geographic”… priceless!

Cheney: never mind the record deficits and unemployment figures, the economy is doing fine — just look at eBay!

Cheney: never mind the record deficits and unemployment figures, the economy is doing fine — just look at eBay! In related news the US economy is apprently now powered mostly by knockoffs, old junk and porn.

10 ways Dubya screwed New York.

10 ways Dubya screwed New York. No wonder the only local glad to see him there was a billionaire.

Fortress New York.

Fortress New York. It’s the blueprint of future living in the United States… welcome to America’s “Police Age”.

John Gilmore doesn’t think he should have to show ID in airports. The government disagrees. Now the government doesn’t want to show its arguments as to why people should have to show ID.

John Gilmore doesn’t think he should have to show ID in airports. The government disagrees. Now the government doesn’t want to show its arguments as to why people should have to show ID. I’m sorry, but my irony detector just asploded.

Barlow: the RNC coincidentally saw an increase in the quantity and quality of cocaine available in New York City.

Barlow: the RNC coincidentally saw an increase in the quantity and quality of cocaine available in New York City. Cocaine and Dubya in a related story? Impossible!

UK cleric: it’s Islamic to kidnap women and children.

UK cleric: it’s Islamic to kidnap women and children. Nice to see such enlightened banter from a representative of “the religion of peace”.

No need to wonder whether Dubya got preferential treatment when he applied to join the Texas Air National Guard.

No need to wonder whether Dubya got preferential treatment when he applied to join the Texas Air National Guard. Someone’s already confessed to having pulled strings for the future 43rd President. Nice to see that affirmative action can produce big results!

The strange tale of the man whose story inspired ‘The Terminal’.

The strange tale of the man whose story inspired ‘The Terminal’. Do not meet Katherine Zeta-Jones, do not pass go, do not collect $200. Life isn’t a Hollywood romantic comedy.

Dubya shipped to Alabama in 1972 because he was a ‘drunken liability’.

Dubya shipped to Alabama in 1972 because he was a ‘drunken liability’. This election gets more interesting every day.