The Clever Shark

Something Awful presents the worst rock stars ever. Well, they have a point.

Welcome to Amerika — protest against Bush, get arrested and perhaps fired. (middle of the page) It’s nothing Orwell didn’t warn about, although his timing was off by 20 years.

Tom Ridge may step down because his $175k salary is just not enough for him to put his kids through college. Wow. If there’s ever a clear example of an education crisis in the US, that’s gotta be it.

Want to cover Bush/Cheney appearances during the election? Prepare to be racially classified. Unless you’re a Saudi, in which case you’ll be granted the all-access pass.

Think the US terror alerts are getting a little fishy? You’re not alone. Is public safety the real goal, or is political gain? It’s a question that bears asking.

Intel behind the recent terror alert for NYC & DC actually dates back to 4 years. Not only that, it was known in June but kept under wraps. I guess the DHS just wanted to have a more opportune time to let the bogeyman out, say right after the Democratic National Convention. Not that politics are playing a part, of course not.

Audit finds all sorts of irregularities with Iraq contracts. Fraud, mismanagement, contract manipulation, abuse… it’s all there. So far no less than 69 criminal investigations have been launched into the matter.

Unable to keep up the bullshit any longer, Pentagon finally coughs up Bush’s National Guard records. I’m sure this has nothing to do with pressure from the media to release said records, only very cynical persons would even imply that.

The Engrish site at syberpunk.com. Creative use of English in Japan. Covers quite a few signs I’d not seen before!

A beginner’s guide to malt liquor. Want to know what those things taste like without having to walk through the hood holding a 40 in a paper bag? This is the site for you.