The Clever Shark

The movie Troy, in 15 minutes! From the looks of it it doesn’t depart from the movie any more wildly than the movie departs from the book.

Vivendi E3 booth babe: Leisure Suit Larry is a sexist game! A booth babe calling a game sexist? Irony surrenders.

Memo states that the Bush Administration could be prosecuted for war crimes. The real surprise — it was a White House memo.

Going around bare-breasted was popular in the 1600s. Even to this day there are many, myself included, who applaud that custom.

Defraggle your motherdisc! Please, please, don’t try this at home.

Remember that story about the college student who started a gas station fire using a mobile phone? Actually the fire probably had nothing to do with the phone, but local news programmes aren’t usually known for letting facts get in the way of a good story.

The Bush administration takes yet another bold step towards making America a fundamentalist theocracy. The amount of Christian mysticism in this administration certainly explains its dismal failure when it comes to dealing with real-world issues.

Is ABC reaching a new low for network TV with The Swap? Actually from the show’s concept one might think that ABC’s next show will be called “Paint Drying”.

New type of chocolate could help people achieve orgasm. That’s just what the western world needs, something else that will make people fatter and make them give up perhaps the only exercise they ever do…

Google introduces ‘I’m feeling lucky’ boxer shorts. I think that similarly-themed condoms would be quite a propos!