The Clever Shark

Necrophilia is apparently not illegal in California. Dead people surrender.

Chalabi pissed at new US policy allowing some Baath party members to hold government posts. This will unfortunately prevent Mr. Chalabi from making sure that all those posts are given to friends and political chums.

Company builds police robots? Actually no, this is a demo of the graphics design firm’s abilities, but you have to admit that it’s damned sharp!

Saudis outraged at recent terror attack. They insist that they should get a better return on their investments in terror-linked “charities”… seriously, what the hell are they thinking? When you give money to Al-Qaeda you shouldn’t be shocked when that money’s used against you.

It’s illegal to annoy a squirrel in Council Bluffs, Iowa. Oh well, it’s definitely off my list of potential vacation spots then.

Behold the power of lutefisk! So that‘s why the Norwegians have it only once a year…

France deports muslim cleric who publicly condoned the beating, stoning of women. Multiculturalism has its limits.

Bush Middle East policy has apparently succeeded in alienating every state in the area except Israel. Pissing King Abdullah off into a diplomatic protest hasn’t been an easy task, but it’s one that Bush has successfully taken on.

A guide to appearing on MTV’s Cribs. Get your preparation on so you ‘n’ your dawgs can show where you do your chillin’ at!

Those in the Bush Administration who whine about betrayals and disloyalty should take a look at themselves. Let’s see, O’Neill, Clarke, now Powell… see a pattern anywhere?