Abdullah Khadr isn’t a suicide bomber. How to prove that? Show that he’s still alive, for a start.
Bottomless cup of coffee served by topless waitresses.
Bottomless cup of coffee served by topless waitresses. The coffee won’t be the only eye-opener at that place!
Democrats should stop worrying about Ralph Nader and draft Roy Moore to split the conservative vote.
In a sneaky, backhanded recess appointment Bush puts Alabama’s ‘Killer Bill’ Pryor on the federal bench.
In a sneaky, backhanded recess appointment Bush puts Alabama’s ‘Killer Bill’ Pryor on the federal bench. The man’s never seen someone he didn’t want to execute, apparently. Underage, handicapped, retarded, they all make good corpses in Killer Bill’s eyes.
Group proposes to rebuild the Twin Towers just as they were before.
Group proposes to rebuild the Twin Towers just as they were before. It’s about time someone talked sense about this project.
The Mr. Smarty Pants Archive at the Austin Chronicle.
The Mr. Smarty Pants Archive at the Austin Chronicle. Get yer useless bits of trivia here!
Get caught with a gram of weed, get a mandatory-minimum of 10 years in federal prison. Kill a man over a prank, get just one year.
Dean to end presidential bid today.
Dean to end presidential bid today. He is a victim of absurdly high expectations…
Hostile people may be predisposed to smoking.
Hostile people may be predisposed to smoking. As a smoker, I think the guy who came up with that study is an asshole! (kidding)
Bush’s trustworthiness ratings at an all-time low.
Bush’s trustworthiness ratings at an all-time low. Maybe it has to do with those WMDs that weren’t in Iraq.