The Clever Shark

HP’s personnel happiness internal polls are rigged — there’s a reason they’re not one of the 100 best places to work. The bit about the “employee happiness survey” reminded me eerily of a similar survey my company had this year…

Photos are back at clevershark.com! After a too-long absence you can now have a look at selected photos from my collection. More to come!

McBride, apparently after getting a fresh batch of crack, now accuses Linux of aiding all that is evil. SCO may be in Utah and I may be in New York, but the man’s so full of shit I can smell it from over here.

The IRobotNow.com site is just a publicity stunt by Fox by promote a movie. (link goes to domain registration record) Not having read Asimov I failed to notice the “3 Laws Safe” label.

You’ve probably noticed the new look! Another year, another transformation. With that grueling pace the site should be all that I want it to be by 2050 or so.

The Las Vegas Coroner’s office would like you to help identify human remains. (link goes to a warning page) If it can assist in closing some cases, it can be helpful.

Want to be educated but don’t want to do all that reading? The Powepoint Anthology of Literature might be for you! It’s like Cliff Notes, without the bothersome necessity of having to go out and buy them.

Tired of doing daily chores? Why do tasks yourself when you can have your own anthropomorphic robot to handle those?

Speed cameras protected the UK populace from someone burning rubber at 406mph. In a Peugeot 406, no less. Wow.

Indonesia’s new hotness: civet-cat-poop coffee. Why is it that so many truly revolting things are considered “delicacies” anyway?