The Michigan Law Abuse Watch presents Whacky Warning awards for 2003.

The Michigan Law Abuse Watch presents Whacky Warning awards for 2003. Of course the fishing lure can be harmful if swallowed… just ask the fish!

Mom asks about Flight Simulator at Staples, gets visit from state troopers.

Mom asks about Flight Simulator at Staples, gets visit from state troopers. Does that mean that Microsoft brings material aid to terrorists by publishing that title? It’s all so confusing.

Kim Jong-Il quits smoking, demands that his countrymen join him.

Kim Jong-Il quits smoking, demands that his countrymen join him. He will, however, be glad to send those who are still unconvinced to starvation… er, reeducation camps.

Woman who claimed to have lost the winning MegaMillions ticket, admits the whole story was a complete fabrication.

Woman who claimed to have lost the winning MegaMillions ticket, admits the whole story was a complete fabrication. I’m shocked, SHOCKED! /sarcasm

Adobe Photoshop CS watches, analyzes what you’re editing.

Adobe Photoshop CS watches, analyzes what you’re editing. Well, that’s what some people say.

For the bored, here’s the Lexington random offender browser.

For the bored, here’s the Lexington random offender browser. Click to see a randomly-picked offender in the Lexington police arrest database. It could even be famous repeat offender Henry Earl!

The woman who claims that she bought and lost the winning MegaMillions ticket has been convicted of fraud and is using an alias.

The woman who claims that she bought and lost the winning MegaMillions ticket has been convicted of fraud and is using an alias. I smell a real winner there.

Cool and potentially useful site of the day: ZIPdecode

Cool and potentially useful site of the day: ZIPdecode Find out where a particular zipcode is located. Useful mostly to Americans.

New hotness in funeral urns — cartoon-inspired cookie jars.

New hotness in funeral urns — cartoon-inspired cookie jars. I’d recommend adding a small plaque that says “Hey, those aren’t cookie crumbs”.

Kentucky man is arrested for public intoxication… for the 803rd time.

Kentucky man is arrested for public intoxication… for the 803rd time. Sooner or later he’ll run up against the “1000 strikes and you’re out” program.