New hotness in funeral urns — cartoon-inspired cookie jars.

New hotness in funeral urns — cartoon-inspired cookie jars. I’d recommend adding a small plaque that says “Hey, those aren’t cookie crumbs”.

Kentucky man is arrested for public intoxication… for the 803rd time.

Kentucky man is arrested for public intoxication… for the 803rd time. Sooner or later he’ll run up against the “1000 strikes and you’re out” program.

Here are some form letters you’re unlikely to receive from any company.

Here are some form letters you’re unlikely to receive from any company. It’s form letters for the rest of us!

South Africa’s biggest road hazard is pedestrians.

South Africa’s biggest road hazard is pedestrians. Swerving poised to become an artform in Johannesburg.

Driver watches TV while driving in car, causes crash.

Driver watches TV while driving in car, causes crash. I’m shocked, shocked… that this hasn’t happened in the US first.

If you live in Zilwaukee MI and are over 21 you must now grow a beard or pay a $10 tax.

If you live in Zilwaukee MI and are over 21 you must now grow a beard or pay a $10 tax. That place will start looking a little funny in a couple of weeks.

It may have hit 55 degrees in New York yesterday, but Las Vegas just had… snow?

It may have hit 55 degrees in New York yesterday, but Las Vegas just had… snow? The weather’s taken a turn for the weird.

The new Lego Bionicles… now with live ammo!

The new Lego Bionicles… now with live ammo! Something for kids of all ages.

Microsoft’s balls-hold on the IT industry is fading away quickly.

Microsoft’s balls-hold on the IT industry is fading away quickly. Must have something to do with the weekly critical security flaws.

This week’s new 419-scam variation comes to us from the wilds of Scotland.

This week’s new 419-scam variation comes to us from the wilds of Scotland. This one does have a rather interesting Trainspotting style side plot.