The Clever Shark

A company invents the laptop steering-wheel mount. I foresee costly litigation in their future.

Your restaurant just got a bad review? well sue, sue, sue! What a bunch of drama queens.

I don’t know if this is the 10th day of Christmas, but here’s a special present from The Smoking Gun. 10 mugshots a-starin’, that’s what it is.

Recently some asshole has started sending spam out while forging the headers of the unwanted messages to make it appear as though I had sent them. The forgery is very obvious and really wouldn’t fool anyone, except apparently a number of very poorly-administered systems which appear to be sending messages back to me indiscriminately… now I know that spam is a problem, but fighting it with a badly-designed, unintelligent solution is NOT the answer.

Latvian becomes drunkest man in history with incredible .722% BAL reading. Considering that .08% is considered “too drunk to drive”, you can bet that’s gonna hurt in the morning.

Here are some food reviews you’re unlikely to see anywhere else. First review: Purina “Beggin’ Strips” don’t fool human taste buds.

British woman accused of murdering her 3rd husband now suspected of having killed her 2nd husband with curry. Didn’t Prince Phillip say that British women couldn’t cook?

OSX as vulnerable as Windows? yeah, right… Lance Ulanoff doesn’t know his arse from his elbow.

Think you can save a mint by outsourcing? Real considerations, real costs, real decisions that affect people’s lives.

Long-bearded, newly-captured Saddam Hussein

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Author and father of modern communism Karl Marx (image in reverse angle)