If you’ve been appointed in charge of investigating hate crimes, it may be best to not live in a house that’s a shrine to Hitler. Seems obvious to me, but evidently not to everyone.
Buffalo Braves blame Satan for recent poor performances.
Buffalo Braves blame Satan for recent poor performances. Well, they do have a point, as it were.
The GTA3 lawsuit goes ahead. Responsibility surrenders.
The GTA3 lawsuit goes ahead. Responsibility surrenders. Ironically because the game is rated ‘R’ it is really the parents’ fault that the underage kids got their hands on the game in the first place. However the parents are not considered good lawsuit targets because they don’t have enough ‘bling-bling’ to make them worthwhile… I’ll bet that when court comes into session for this case you’ll be able to hear the plaintiff’s counsel go “kaching! kaching!”
Body parts found in FedEx package.
Body parts found in FedEx package. Well, it absolutely, positively had to get there.
The USA did not qualify to play Olympic baseball in 2004.
The USA did not qualify to play Olympic baseball in 2004. Now that’s a stunner.
Police in South Carolina hold high school students at gunpoint while looking for drugs, find none.
Police in South Carolina hold high school students at gunpoint while looking for drugs, find none. Is this the freedom Americans are dying in Baghdad to protect?
The bulletproof Cadillac DeVille.
The bulletproof Cadillac DeVille. Just the thing for the man who has everything, including armed enemies. I bet this’ll make it into the next Grand Theft Auto release!
Sex offender notifications are only good when they’re accurate.
Sex offender notifications are only good when they’re accurate. It’s always a good idea to double-check on the details.
Gates: what problems? blame the users! Also, Windows is denser than Linux.
Gates: what problems? blame the users! Also, Windows is denser than Linux. At least he’s half right.
Coca-Cola targeting the pirate ‘water drinker’ market.
Coca-Cola targeting the pirate ‘water drinker’ market. It’s worked so well for other industries!