Criticize Micro$oft, lose your job.

Criticize Micro$oft, lose your job. But Redmond didn’t get the guy fired. Only a very cynical person would even imply that sort of thing!

American asshattery strikes again as GTA lawsuit heads for class action.

American asshattery strikes again as GTA lawsuit heads for class action. What do you get when you put 40,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start.

Microsoft doesn’t let the lack of a product get in the way of a launch party.

Microsoft doesn’t let the lack of a product get in the way of a launch party. That tells you a thing or two about the amount of “QA” this product is likely to get once it does get completed.

Nigerian philanthropist unable to give away his millions.

Nigerian philanthropist unable to give away his millions. There’s so much skepticism in the world…

Hillary’s memoirs censored in China.

Hillary’s memoirs censored in China. Chinese magicians make Tibet references!

Greenspun: Java is the SUV of programming tools.

Greenspun: Java is the SUV of programming tools. Writing a server-side app? Simplify your life and use PHP, I do 🙂

Stevie Nicks upset by Madonna-Britney kiss.

Stevie Nicks upset by Madonna-Britney kiss. Believes that screwing around should be something kept within the band?

What do you do if you’re an exec and still haven’t gotten the hang of e-mail? Ban it of course.

What do you do if you’re an exec and still haven’t gotten the hang of e-mail? Ban it of course. The chain is only as strong as its weakest link, especially when that weakest link is at the top of the org chart.

Japanese gals go wild for good vibrations.

Japanese gals go wild for good vibrations. See, people really are the same all over the world.

ONDCP releasess ads linking marijuana to 99.7% of world’s problems.

ONDCP releasess ads linking marijuana to 99.7% of world’s problems. This is of course satire, although the Drug Czar’s staff is well on its way down the path of insanity that might make that headline real soon enough.